No teacher day

The sound of student's voices buzzing in your ears, footsteps everywhere in class, and a basketball's ping sound as it hits the floor.

Well, it's not that we can help it when there wasn't a teacher in the class, we cant just sit there and be good little students while the monitor goes out to look for the her. Heck, the monitor also sits with us and talks. As any 老师不在班(teacher's not in class) chinese essay can tell you, the class will suddenly convert into a market, but with desks instead of stalls.

Ok, to tell you the truth it was only a No Teacher Morning, after recess the teachers did came and taught. But for the ever-present and dedicated Chemistry teacher to not come to class, well.... 1 in 1,287,786 chances......ok, i did punched in a few random numbers.

So, the four periods have no teacher, two of them because of Chem teacher, and two others because the English teacher went with a few others to scout the hall to be used for the School drama thing. They said they measured the thing, WCK said it was something something feet long and 20 feet wide.

So we were just hanging out in the class, 80% talking, 1% sleeping, and 2 others running around, one trying to coat the other with chalk dust. CCS was bored so he sang, changing lyrics of old songs and insulting our monitor's uhh umm......roundness : words like "pork fat", "pig", "oil" and "eat until refrigerator empty" were used. 4% are playing basketball. The ball's trademark 'ping' sound was loud, and worse thing is they're playing in class, wonder what the class downstairs heard.

Teacher : And so students, today we will be dissecting a chicken drumstick!
Students : = = lll
(ping sound)
Teacher : Whats that sound?
Student 1: Hmm, that's the sound of a Wilson Basketball, air pressure filled to 92.37%.
Student 2 : No, thats a Spalding. And air pressure is 92.35%
Student 3 : Wow u guys can know that just by hearing it?
Teacher : Ok! Back to drumsticks!
Students : = = lll

After recess the maths teacher came, and talked to us about implications and converse implications. So like,

If dogs are cats,
and cats are horses,
then dogs are horses.

Ok, neighing dogs aside, it is like those weird philosophy things that people say, and we're studying it in Maths. I think the chapter should be called, Mathlosophy instead of Mathematical Reasoning. Besides, it's clearer, more to the point and waaay cooler.

Only good thing that came out of today, only 1 book of homework, Mathlosophy. No, the no-teacher thing wasnt good, if we knew it then we wouldnt even come to school, the first half of the day, no lessons! We can be sleeping instead of sitting there with nothing to do. Too bad desks never feel as good as a pillow.